Friday, January 15, 2010

My Perfect President

I don't understand why anybody would want to be the president of the United States but I suppose somebody's got to do it. Here's my checklist for what would make the perfect president.

1. Intelligent, they will know something about everything and everything about something.

2. Strong and full of common sense.

3. Neither declared democrat or republican, they base their decisions on the issues; not the positions of a specific party.

4. Not religious, but spiritual with a high respect and passion for human life.

5. Doesn't use teleprompters, they speak from the heart. It may not always come out smooth but it sounds more human rather than just reading something someone else wrote.

6. A strong sense of humor. They will know when and how to be funny.

7. Will volunteer to fight any terrorist leader hand to hand. It will be an arranged fight at a special location where terrorist leaders and world leaders duke out their differences. Sparing the lives of thousands of troops.

8. They will admit their flaws and weaknesses because being able to admit a weakness is a strength.

9. Will show their anger sometimes. They will not always be polite to challengers, they will shout and put them in their place if it is called for. Like a mild Hitler only without concentration camps.


And that's what it takes to be the perfect president.